Total Medals Earned: 54 (From 13 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,285 Points
Medals Earned: 3/5 (85/160 points)
kill the first boss
buy somethign in the shop
Kill the second boss
find and kill a miniboss
find it
Medals Earned: 12/12 (430/430 points)
Reaching area 1
Reaching area 2
Reaching area 4
Reaching area 3
Reaching area 7
Reaching area 8
Reaching area 5
Reaching area 6
Reaching area 10
Reaching area 9
Reaching area 11
Reaching area 12
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/50 points)
Let's Go!
First you get the money...
+1 to being progressive!
A brave trooper in the war against sexism.
Got a Pizza dat ass! Get it?
Medals Earned: 5/15 (70/280 points)
You have completed the first and easiest level!
You have slain with the Professor Bomb!
You have poisoned someone with cop bat!
You have killed an invader in the ritual chamber!
You've taken out a shield with a Detective Monster!
You have destroyed a shield with Professor Bomb!
You have made a Monster Loonie!
You've killed with the mystic!
You are getting into the nitty-gritty!
You've killed a Rival!
You are way deep in it now!
You've taken out a cop with a lunatic!
You killed a Rival with a Mystic Monster!
You killed a Rival with a Detective Monster!
You have completed the game! Amazing!
Medals Earned: 8/12 (290/500 points)
Enter a portal.
Collect at least 6 artifacts.
Collect at least 18 artifacts.
Collect all of the tally beads.
Collect all of the diagram pieces.
Collect all of the Lorem tablets.
Collect all of the Path rings.
Collect all of the Oarbor bones.
Make at least 10 visits to Looming.
Collect all of the Seecha rods.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/8 (190/265 points)
You Survived Your First Encounter
You Lived Through Round Two
Three Down And Still Fresh
You Shot Your Opponent!
You Survived A Long Rally
You Spun the Cylinder When You Would Have Been Shot
You Are Victorious, But At What Price?
Get To The End On Your First Game
Medals Earned: 2/9 (15/220 points)
Find all 8 useable tools in the game
Survive the cannibal attack
Reach full happiness in the happy shack without making any 'slip-ups'
Survive 10 days without dropping below 25% Energy
Survive 10 days without dropping below 25% Hunger
Survive 10 days without dropping below 25% morale
Survive 10 days without dropping below 25% Thirst
Construct all 11 buildings within 10 days
Find wilson on the day that he washes on to shore!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/120 points)
What an entertaining pastime!
Happy St. Patrick's Day!!
Sheep are fun to hit, but you declined...
Kept your four leaf clover throughout the whole game.
No one can stop you!
Medals Earned: 3/4 (40/45 points)
Get yourself killed
Kill that bastard whale
Have 10 babies delivered dead.
Ethics anyone?
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.